In this chapter, the present tense includes the past and future tenses, and the future, the present; the masculine gender includes the feminine, and the feminine, the masculine, and the singular includes the plural, and the plural the singular.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Three easy steps to enlightenment:

1. You are what you're looking for.
2. Try and relax a little.
3. There is no step 3.